[Supafly345]

My dad has been hit 3 times in the course of my life by drunk drivers, and all he got was a minor permanent injury. Drunk driving is perfectly safe and never kills anyone except bad people like criminals and hispanics. I will not tolerate your slander of the fun-loving nature of these heroic partygoers.
Now see? You have gotten me all flustered, and I need to go take a nap. I suggest you change your attitude because "Thalt shalt not hinder the drinking of aged spirits whilst riding thine own wagon." is one of the most important commandments of the Bible, and God already hates you enough as it is.