[Spooky]

Well, the ladies like to call it the love machine.

Wrong head?

I like to call it "You were fat as a baby, and you're still fat compared to the rest of my body, if I could I would lob you off and carry you around like a fashion accessory, but alas, this is real life and not a zombie movie, so I'll have to deal with you, you huge fucking melon with nappy hair."