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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:18 PM       
So I was writing a movie with a friend of mine about Santa being a vigalante against a drug dealer named Jezu, and I came up with the best line"

BAD GUY: What are you going to do about it, Santa? Put some coal in my stocking?
SANTA: No, I'm going to put some lead in your pipes. (Promptly shoots bad guy in head)
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