This is SA's Awful Link of the Day, but it's so fucking great, it REQUIRES posting here, just like that rap group who pretends to be members of COBRA.
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/
Kirk Cameron (from Growing Pains) is on this site as an interactive video, encouraging you to be a good Christian. It starts off with "Are you a Christian?" I selected "No," and he got all faggot on me. He made me go through the 10 Commandments and shit.
It's fucking hilarious, because it's Kirk Cameron threatening you with God's hatred for sinners.
"Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you?
It should."
