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Originally Posted by Zhukov
A burst appendix can put you out of action for a long time.
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Doesn't seem a little
convenient that his internal organs would conspire to explode on precisely the date that he was to don his Warren Moon and provide comic relief for all of I-Mockery?
Not that it's particularly convenient to have an organ explode or anything.
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
I'm sorry if my illness wasn't exiciting enough for you. I guess I should have lied and said that I was wisked away to a distance galaxy to battle alien invaders The Last Starfighter-style.
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Now that's more like it! That's something I can
identify with. Something I can
feel the importance of, having been there and all. They conveniently tapped me for the same purpose several weeks ago when I had a dentist appointment.
"Sorry, Dr. Auger, busy saving the universe."
"Oh, no problem, Davin. Just watch out for those Vogons. Tartar like a motherfucker, they cause."
"Word, Yoda."
And so on.
On another note, are you lurking on one of my other boards or was that Starfighter reference just out of the blue?