[Anonymous]

It's great how defensive mattchew is getting about this. Matt, the reason why we make fun of you for pretending you have a million billion friends and a stable of girlfriends - where they sit all day preening themselves until you open up the double-doors and select one to ride with for the day - is because recently you've been falling back on that hilarious lie whenever you get upset with someone.

Not that you don't know that, but you're about as convincing in your spin as our current president.

Actually, much less so, considering half the country is still rallying behind the moron.