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James James is offline
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Join Date: Feb 2003
James sucks
Old Oct 29th, 2004, 02:59 PM       
Sweet wanted me to go beat up a crack dealer and go to a crack house. Apparently, they don't like drugs. Black people? NOT liking drugs? The realism in this game just dropped a bajillion points.

Shot some more people just for fun, my pistol rating went up. Then I found a silenced pistol. I also bet on some horsies. I wanted to bet that they'd all just have a good time, but I was wrong. One horsie wasn't feeling so great, and another had just broken up with its boyfriend, and a sad song started playing and it cried.

I did a lot of driving, and got lost again. I got slammed on the highway while on my bike, which took a few other cars out. I couldn't find my bike, but I saw a nice motorcycle laying on the side of the road. Weird lettering on the side. LSPD? Oh, police bike. Oh, getting on one gave me a one-star warning. Suddenly, there were a lot more police cars on the road than there were a second ago. Using my pretty new bike, I decided I should re-enact a scene from The Matrix Reloaded, and drive down the wrong way of the highway. Results were mixed. But I ended up finding a new motorcycle at some point.

Welcome to the Jungle started playing, and before I knew it, I was on a motocycle speeding down the highway so fast, everything was blurred. Just zooming around, going God-knows-where. I ended up doubling the amount of area I'd explored.

Then I fell down a hill.

I couldn't locate my bike in the bushes, so I hiked it to the nearest road and stole a car, which happened to be very fast. After that, everything's kind of a blur. I found myself in an area I'd never been before, and I got some pizza.

I also noticed a fire extinguisher behind the counter.

I traded in my spray cans for the extinguisher, cracked the pizza cashier over the head, and sprayed him until he choked to death. Then I did it to about 5 customers. Then I left, came back in, and ate pizza.

I found my way back to the neighborhood, and decided on a cross tattoo for my arm. It's kind of pretty, and someone told me it was pretty.

We all went to the chicken place for some food, but a rival gang saw us, and decided to go to our neighborhood to kill people. A police car got between us, and my gang members shot them by accident. 1-star rating, and a LOT of cop cars around. Struggiling to get past the cars while keeping up with the gang car. For some reason, my guys were doing my aiming than firing, and I failed the mission. So I turned it off and cried.
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