[Command Prompt]

One of these days when I rule Earth I'm going to round up all the people who ever fought with someone else on the Internet and load them into a big gigantic enclosed ring and have them all fight to the death live on payperview. The winner gets a $250000 store credit at Circuit City.

No sarcastic comments, no witty retorts, no waiting for people to reply to the burn you left them on a thread, just pure gory survival instinct and bloodlust.