[Ninjavenom]

I find the stories completely unentertaining. The people who tell them really don't seem like the brightest crayons in the box, so i can definitely see why you'd hate to hear them try to describe it. I just plain don't give a shit about these stories and what goes on in them. A friend of mine likened telling a drug story to telling a story about jerking off, except the latter might end up being some type of humorous way. I guess drug stories are more interesting when you can relate, but for me they're completely useless. The people who tell them all seem far from cunning and about as boring as a person can be when they tell them, so i try to minimize the amount of time i waste listening to stories of the same nature. At least when i read it, i can skip through and find all the interesting parts.