[Anonymous]

Yeah, for five years I was a nobody, and then one day I was made an ADMINISTRATOR and everyone began to love me for no reason at all! It was crazy!

And then I thought back to my roots and to all the mentally-impoverished lesbians I had left behind in my previous life as a commonday internet message board attendee. Well, sure as my name is Harvey Lang Lippelnip, I just balled up on the floor and cried and cried. How could I have been such a fool? The answer to all my problems, nay, the problems of the entire online community was right in front of me the entire time!

And so, Lotida was banned, and for one year, the boards were 10% less stupid.

In a perfect world, my friends. In a perfect world.