[Senior Tim Allen]

I have had many strange dreams such as one involving a giant robotic baby terrorizing New York as me, my friend and Conan O'Brien laughed our ass off at people fleeing while we rode in a purple lowrider; it ended with Louie Anderson working register at Target complaining about liquid socks.

If you feel the need to "enhance" your imagination with drugs, then you're just a pathetic, uncreative loser to begin with.