I'm not fat
I'm in the area of 150-160 Mr Fuckplumber
Heres one.
Mad Max finds himself in a house late one ight with a Rocketlauncher and A Schoolbus with armor welded onto it then out of knowhere is mother who has been dead for a year and a half comes shambling up the front steps only to attempt to eat him to death
. With one Quick shot form his 37 Barrel shotgun he is in awe at why the fat bitch eont die so after taking the next 6 minutes to reload he aims for the head immediately gratified by the bitchs' bloated elephant like husk falling to the ground permenantly. After basking in his triumph he looks up and is in shock, there in a large group are undead familymembers. His cousin who at 18 got pregnant with his baby. Is Aunt who was also is Grandmother, His Sistercousin , and their imbred cohorts. HE retreats to the tool shed for his RPG-7 and Grenade throwing Chainsaw gun to "Take care of buisness." After RE-killing and raping every orrifice on their gooshy bodys he clambers on up to his bus ande heads for the nearest hi density populationcentert in hopes of finding some not so dead family member booty only to be assaulted by redlight district shambling whores. After killing thir pimp with his rocket revolver he exits the bus looking for some action but is furthermore eaten alive while in the act of raping one of the zombie ladies. His last thoughts were Why he couldn;t fuck a REAL Furry.
-THE END!