[Ricky Glue]

I don't want any of my days as a parent to resemble this:

"Hey Dad!"

"Hey boy, how was your day of school?"

"Pretty good. We had a sexual education class today. We read a book that says to ask our parents how to masterbate!"

"errr....that's.....swell."

"So what do ya think?"

"errr....that's...swell."

"Dad?"

"errr....that's.... swell."