SO I WAS WALKING HOME FROM THE PEZ SHOP I WORK AT WHEN I HEARD SOME ODD NOISES COMMING FROM BEHIND THE HOME FOR THE ELDERLY, FEARING BURGLURS I INVESTIGATED AND TO MY DISGUST MADMAX WAS WHACKING OFF OVER AN ELDERLY MALE RESIDENT, THEN HE LEAPED IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND STARTED DECIMATEING THE GUY'S ANCIENT SPHYNCTER UNTIL A BLOODY SHITTY SUBSTANCE STARTED OOZEING DOWN THE OLD GUYS LEGS. AT THIS POINT I WAS TOTALLY GROSSED OUT AND LEFT WITH THE HORRIBLE IMAGE BURNED INTO MY MIND.
APON RETURNING HOME I WAS STILL UNABLE TO GET RID OF THE SICKENING MENTAL IMAGE SO I WATCHED 12 STRAGHT HOURS OF T J HOOCKER.