All of you that are "hitting" on Terra and Lotida wouldn't know what the fuck to do with them in the first place, you fucking lonely, zit faced fucktards.
Even if they were fucking naked, "ready" and right in front of your fat asses, you pathetic fucks would probably blow a load in your fucking Super Mario Brothers underwear before you could even take anything off.
THEN you'd all end up running out the fucking room and go clean up your "little boy mess" you made in said shitty underwear with your fucking tongues.
