[WTF]

And so, Lotida, although a little bit of a pee-brain, was concentrating heavily in a revision of the golden oldie Mad Max in the local cinema.

Scene 1:

Mad Max driving past with fast car. Dressed in dominatrix leather. Lotida doing fast breathing act. In step :blue-dressed creature *cut, cut, cut*

"Shit Max, stop peering at yourself in the rearview-mirror. The merchandise you driving is costing us an arm and a leg!!"

*Camera, roll, ACTION!!*

Mad Max driving past looking pissed. Lotida concentrating on the leather does fast breathing act again. Max sees a strange creature dressed in blue standing next to the road. *Blue-dressed creature raises arm* Max stops car, open window. Max: "Who the hell are you, fucktard?" In steps SevenForce. "I am a gay Martians visiting earth". Lotida peering at blue breeches of blue creature and then slowly her hands drift lower. Max: "Well, fuck you, fucktard, I am busy with a movie!" Max drives off, shaking head.


Max sees pink- dressed creature standing next to road. *pink creature raises arm* Max stops car, open window. Max: ""Who the hell are you, fucktard?" In steps Spaz. "I am a gay Martians visiting earth". Lotida focus on pink-dressed breeches and hand makes fiery motion. Max: "Well, fuck you, fucktard, I am busy with a movie!" Max drives off, shaking head.

Max sees black- dressed creature standing next to road. *black-dressed creature raises arm* Lotida peers at black breeches and small cries of pleasure escapes her lips. Max stops car, open window. Max: "I'm getting annoyed by all you fucking Martians, get the fuck away?" In steps WTF. "I am the police. You have been speeding. Get out of the fucking car and raise you hands". Lotida froze, realizing this was all a dream and then disgustingly turns around. Max jumps out, raises his hands and apologizes.

Abstract:

1. This is not a movie, but a dream-state for all you fucktards.
2. Lotida and Terra will enjoy any attention whether you dressed in pink, blue or black.
3. Don't asume it is a martian and don't fuck with the pouliesssss.
4. Lie, cheat, steal, leave the toilet seat up......