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I can imagine the cards:

Everyone show each other their wrist scars! Those who cut across the wrist go back three spaces, those who cut down the wrist go forwards three spaces!

The teacher made fun of your make-up! Spend two turns trying to put a hex on him with your Amazon easy-to-use grimoire kit.

Eeyaah! Dolphins! Your only weakness Go back to the start!

Uh-oh! GothNAPrepsbody got you pregnant! Go back four spaces to avoid his overbearing mother!