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WERE THE MARIO BROTHERS AND PLUMBINGS OUR GAME
WERE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS WHO GET ALL THE FAME
IF YOUR SINK IS IN TROUBLE YOU CAN CALL US ON THE DOUBLE
WERE FASTER THAN THE OTHERS YOULL BE HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS.

YO YOURE IN FOR A TREAT SO HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT
GET READY FOR ADVENTURE AND REMARKABLE FEATS
YOULL MEET KOOPAS AND TROOPAS THE PRINCESS AND THE OTHERS
HANGING WITH THE PLUMBERS YOULL GET HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
TO THE BRINK
I SAID YOULL GET HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS THE BROTHERS THE BROTHERS THE BROTHERS