[Professor Cool]

Being a Professor of Cool you have to know to dance. I can do the charlston, tango, square, line, disco, some break, charleston, waltz, salsa, electric boogaloo, charlston, and just generic "getting down".

Unfourtunately a sever foot infection has disableed me from doing such dances. But who can't say professor cool can mix up some music. Or should i say Muzak!

The new boy in the neighborhood
Lives downstairs and it's understood
He's there just to take good care of me
Like he's one of the family

Charles in charge of our days and our nights
Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights
And I can see, I want Charles in charge of me


Charles in charge of our days and our nights (Oh Charles)
Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights (In Charge)
And I can see, I want, I want Charles in charge of me