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Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take ol' Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him whenever you can."

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny, And and and you can put the load right on
me.