And we're back.
My scanner's still sputtering along. I'm sure it doesn't help that one of my cats feels the need to stand on it all the time.
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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. There's really NOTHING I can say about this ad, except I'd love to be playing this right now.
-Next up, we have
Stop That Roach. It appears to be some sort of puzzle game with some... kids? And... roaches? Roaches with 4 limbs, are permanently winking, and wear color-coordinated overalls over one shoulder. And they dance. Huh.
I also like fact that the little boy has a flame thrower. What the fuck, guy?
-This is probably more about the game being odd, rather than the ad. But the ad does have an interesting display. A "possum" (more on this later), dressed in spandex, holding on for dear life to the skin of a robot-trampling rhino. Clearly, this IS an
Awesome Possum.
But WHY is he called a Possum? Sure, for the amusing rhyme in the title, but does that look AT ALL like a possum to you? I'd sooner call him Awesome Muskrat or Awesome Retarded Chimp, but without that title, the word "possum" would never pop into my mind while looking at a brown mouse with a fluffy ringed tail.
I won't even get into the giant cigar-smoking robot, the fact that this is an eco-friendly game about saving the environment, and a soda can that is falling from nowehere that MUST be caught before it calls. Well, besides this paragraph.
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Fantastic Night Dreams Cotton. This sounds like a Hentai game right off the bat, and the anime drawings featuring a half-naked fairy girl further evidence this. They're described as "sweet and seductive." The tagline is "Wait till you see what these girls can do with their hands." And it almost seems as if it's NOT a dirty sex game filled with tentacle rape. Well, it's an old game. Maybe sick sexual deviance of raping underage girls hadn't quite hit it big yet.
Oh, and that thing in the top-left corner looks like a pegasus with a Fraggle head. Which reminds me, I gotta get that Fraggle Rock DVD that came out last month.
-This is my favorite ad out of all of these. Even more so than Berlin Wall. Heh... that kid... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*ahem* Anyway,
Krazy Ivan is a game about... something. An angry naked Russian with two women that look slightly dominating, while a fat guy in a sagging diaper shakes his fist and looks up in the air. Perhaps he's angry at all the birds in the sky who refuse to fly directly into his mouth? And the game looks like some sort of shooter, and there's no evidence of Ivan, the girls, or the fatty being present. Disappointing. But at least the part about aliens seems present in both ad and game.
But, Ivan is one badass dude. If he came to your house, he'd make you take his cock any way he wants, either with his charm or with his force. Then he'd yank out your ribcage and use it as a gun rack.
We're nearing the end with only a few more to go!