[FS]

My dream show is Family Ties Now!

It's regular Family Ties, with the actors as they are now. For instance, Tina Yothers is a cow, and Micheal J. Fox is a quivering mess. Micheal Gross just plays his character from Tremors.

And because I always get the characters mixed up, they live across the street from the Growing Pains family. Only Alan Thicke has something wrong with him (I'm thinking either he's a cheating bastard, or a pedophile who's addicted to suntanning, but I'm not sure yet), and his real life son shows up now and then and they all make references to how he'll be a famous singer one day.