Jesus fucking Christ its not that fucking hard to write the shit, all you fucking do is put a bunch of disgusting sex references and add people's names.
One only needs a grasp of the English language, imagination and higher brain functioning to do it.
All of which explains why you fail so fucking horribly at it when you attempt to copy me, you illiterate fucktard!
So would you like your next story be about you having sex with an animal instead? Because I can make that just as graphic fucktard.