[CaptainBubba]

In repsonse to the claim that my penis is small I would just like to explain that my penis is so massive that it defies description. When I acheive an erection whole galaxies are annihalated by the sheer mass and volume of my penis. The gravitational constants of the known universe bend and are manipulated by my penis. My penis breaks mathematics and creates wormholes when I ejaculate. My penis has its own penis and that penis is still bigger than your penis and your girlfriend's penis COMBINED.