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Old Nov 17th, 2004, 09:43 PM       
Well it varies. Basically if the new person is staying out of my way, then I won't bother with them. But lately they haven't been staying out of my way, which results into the latest crop of massacres you've been witnessing.

The common misconception among the old fucktards is that I'm trying to actively recruit new fucktards to "join some war" that they think I'm waging. This is just more fucktardery. As anyone knows I don't make alliances with anyone. I'm not adverse to causing chaos though. So every now and then I might urge the new fucktards (Especially if they're truely annoying) to go bother the old fucktards. This amuses me, since it gets them all upset, and they begin to whine for the old boards again.

As for all the new fucktards showing up recently, you got me. It just happens every now and then.

Yeah the old fucktards attack me in packs because they feel safer of course. They use this tactic on tons of new people and it used to work a little better, but lately even this cowardly tactic has been failing them. They have a herd like mentality, so they keep doing it anyway, but what can you expect from people who have the IQs of fucking dried jizz? Lately with me, they've been attempting to find a "hero" as it were to finally take me down. So far ALL their pathetic attempts have failed.

Actually there's been a ton of different methods I've used. The very first was "Professor Max" where I'd taunt them like I was studying lower primates. There was "Stand Up Comic" which set everything up like a joke. "Minister Max" where I used a bible like verse to call them fucktards. Of course the one that stuck is the "Classic Max" where I use the simple formula of name followed by a colon followed by an insult. Very effective. Then of course I'm sure you're already familar with "Quoting Max" and "Storytelling Max"

How did I find this site? I was bored and was doing a google search on "Fucktard" and this was the first name that showed up.

Role Models? Me of course.

Thanks Terra.
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