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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 10:02 PM       
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
Dear Aura:
I would be glad to assist in your suicide. Perhaps we could work together and compile a list of buildings in which you can obtain roof access to, as many facilities have locked doors in todays post 9/11 society. I can think of a few 3 story buildings of which might not even kill you, but rather induce a coma or beter yet paralisys.
You are so helpful. I find it amazing that you do not let your dislike for people affect your altruism in any way.

I think the best option is probably paralysis. After all, then I would really suffer. I would be alive, but suffering in my immobile prison.

A coma, however, might be your favorite option, if only because then? I would be unable to talk, type, or otherwise communicate.
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