[glowbelly]

blah blah blah...because shitting out a brat will be the greatest thing they've ever accomplished in their lives.

umm, i'm not ashamed to admit at all that this very well might be the single greatest thing i ever accomplish. i don't know why anyone would be.

You've hit my character assessment right on the nail, glowbelly. Plus I AM a shit!

i'm sad that i can't hit your head on a nail, but just to clarify something for you:

you are shit. not "a" shit, but shit. there's a difference. "a" shit is a kinda cutesy, sugary term for a nuisance. what you are is a messy, unpleasant, embarassing pile of waste.

fartin: i don't know how many times i have to tell you: THAT IS NOT ONE OF MY PHOTOS.