[mburbank]

The 'hat' goes on your 'lap'. This is a variation of the 'popcorn trick' which is in itself a variation of the 'candy in my pocket' trick. Trust me, if you have never fooled a terminally ill child into touching your 'personals' while her mother watches you haven't lived.

PS. You might want to 'practice' this trick on 'mh' or 'mr' or just sick kids before going for a terminally ill version, as in many such cases you only get one chance.

I'll save you a 'seat'.

in 'hell'.

I'll bring the 'popcorn'.