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NEW FACE IN HELL
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: POOF
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Nov 27th, 2004, 07:22 PM
Jack's Diary
ENTRY Nov. 27th 1:00PM
Today I masturbated with thoughts of marrissa. But as I climaxed a tought of my homeroom teacher Mr. Barnes entered my head. Strange. Also, instead of cleaning myself up i examined my testicles to find a large vein that somewhat resembles the nile river. I wounder, should I make a thread about it on I-mockery? It could be serious!
3:33 PM
as I watched the softcore pornography on HBO on demand and masturbated for what seems to be the 3rd time today, i wounder am i wasteing my life? i could be pummeling some hot vixen with my tree trunk sized shlong right now. but alas, my heavy breathing and ghoulish looks scare off most women within 3 secounds of meeting them. perhaps i shall eat the last hot pocket before mother does.
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ill fuck that bitch so hard in 10 years she'll crack her back and remember my dick - kahljorn
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