[Preechr]

I think it would probably be easier to just pass a federal law that allows the Evil Red States to be walled off from the rest of the country, since they're all so damn evil and beyond all hope. We should probably leave some holes in the walls though, so we can still poke at them with sticks.

We all know that the only way to get evil, stupid people like... well, southerners... to get along with black folks is to force them to do it. The only effective solution to any problem, in the south at least, is to pass laws from 1,000 miles away and threaten to shoot anyone of the ignorant hillbillies that don't like it.

Ignorant facts such as that schools are still segregated by choice or that slavery would have naturally died as much as the Civil War killed it with the invention of mechanized agriculture anyway shouldn't stand in the way of anyone that understands the need we all have for a properly subjugated and economically oppressed subrace of Americans we can blame stuff on... Like when we have to defy France, who supported the Confederate south, in our best interests and whatnot.

Old grudges from best-forgotten mistreatments by oppressive nations only matter in other parts of the world, like Palestine or Tibet or Vancouver or Iraq or Thailand or all of Africa or... well, all those other very different portions of the planet. Here we just call them ignorant sissies that don't know how to think right and abrogate their rights to decide for themselves in their own time. This always works out for everyone invovled, never making anyone resentful.
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