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first, we thank you for your interest in our internet community here at I-Mockery. I regret to inform you, however, that we already have several highly qualified "worthless tools" on staff at the moment and cannot consider your application at this time. Immortal Goat is a fine example of one of these valued associates! we would like to wish you luck in your future endeavors and, should a position become available, we will all be praying that you've been murdered in a ditch.

thanks!