[adept_ninja]

antaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


DKMITG: yeah the elves touched me
SantaClaus: Love them.

DKMITG: no they touched me down there
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!


DKMITG: no they sexualy assaulted me and im going to sue
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


DKMITG: what your threating me now that I wont get christmas gifts if I tell the cops that they molested me?
SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter?


DKMITG: are you in with the elves on this sick scheme?
SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit?


DKMITG: your not spreading "the christmas spirit" you are spreading VD and emotional scars
SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?