[Schimid]

I actually tried having a real kid conversation with him, and he kept trying to seduce me.

Fuzz Bombshell: Hi Santa!
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! :-D Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started. So, have you been naughty or nice?
Fuzz Bombshell: I've been nice, Santa!
SantaClaus: Outstanding! I'm very happy to hear that! O:-) Everyone on my Good List gets a special gift here on Dec. 22! Now, type menu to enjoy the fun and games the elves have here on AIM for you.
Fuzz Bombshell: What will that do, Santa?
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?
Fuzz Bombshell: Santa what's wrong?
SantaClaus: It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'. ;-)
Fuzz Bombshell: Santa stop it. :(
SantaClaus: No, I don't think I will. I'm here to spread the Christmas spirit and I'm going to keep right on doing just that.
Fuzz Bombshell: I just want a train!
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
Fuzz Bombshell: I don't want music, I want a train!
SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
Fuzz Bombshell: Santa are you depressed :(
SantaClaus: Of course I am real. As long as you believe in me, I will be real. ;-)
Fuzz Bombshell: I'm sorry, Santa :(
SantaClaus: :-D