[Command Prompt]

Go get a job where your in a position to possibly be walked over alot. You'll either develop a sense of humor and learn how to cope with life in no time, or you'll hang yourself. Either way you'll be better off. Here's some suggestions based on jobs I've had, where giving shit back to customers and co-workers is not only required for survival but integral to a productive work environment!

-Bartender
-Beer Vendor
-Airport Security Guard
-Manual Labour (Warehouses, Distribution Centres, Tree Planting)
-Construction/Tradesperson
-Walmart Worker Bee

Try and remember, people treating you like shit is a unavoidable part of life. Theres a variety of reasons for doing it, most of the time its to see how much of a push over you are. No one likes a fucking wussy! Bill Gates is the richest person on the planet, and everyone still makes fun of what a dork he is and wonders just how hot his wife is.

And as for using intelligence to get girls, fucking forget that. Girls will always fall for the wrong guy, no matter what. No matter how smart and how rich and how successful you are they will always fuck the pool boy.

Learn to play an instrument. Not only do rock stars get laid all the time, you'll be more interested in your music, instead of girls, which will make them want you even more.