Mock: I WANT AN ECOSPHERE
Mock: WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE BIRTH TO ONE OF THOSE!
glow: like i'd give something that came out of my womb to you to take care of
Mock: AT LEAST I'D GIVE IT ENOUGH SUNLIGHT! YOU'RE THE ONE KEEPING IT IN YOUR WOMB ALL THAT TIME TRYING TO KILL IT
glow: it's warm in there
Mock: READ THE DIRECTIONS. WITHOUT SUNLIGHT THEY'LL DIE
glow: i'm sorry but you must have my baby confused for a small ecosystem enclosed in glass
glow: another reason why you don't get custody
Mock: IF YOU WERE A GOOD MOTHER, YOU'D BE GIVING BIRTH TO A WORLD - AN ECOSYSTEM - NOT SOME KID!
Mock: I GUESS YOU JUST DON'T HAVE THE HIPS FOR IT
glow: womb envy. that's what i'm chalking all of this nonsense talk up to.
Mock: SO GO ON, HAVE YOUR STINKIN KID! I'M GONNA FIND ME A WOMAN WHO CAN GIVE BIRTH TO A SMALL UNIVERSE!
glow: i'm kinda curious as to how she would become pregnant
Mock: MY SPERM IS MADE OF GLASS BALLS
glow: i said "kinda curious"
Mock: IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT, DON'T VACATION IN HELL, BABY.