[mburbank]

No, he's right, that page is a GAS!!!! My nine year old daughter goes there so I went there and now I'm NEVER BORED!!! What's more I don't get paid a fraction of a cent very time I pretend to be a neopets fan and try to drive customers their way! AND I'M NEVER EVER BORED!! AND MY SCHVANZE IS LARGER, GLOSSIER AND MORE MNAGABLE!!! AND I CAN SMOKE ALL THE CIGARETTES I WANT WITHOUT GETTING CANCER!! BECAUE OF NEOPETS!! I'M SMOKING A RIPLEYS-BELIEVE-IT-OR-NOT SIZE LOG OF CIGARTETTES RIGHT NOW!!BECAUSE OF NEOPETS!! AND I'VE GOT NEOPETS ON EACH NIPPLE AND I'M GETTING A LAPDANCE FROM A NEOPET!! I AM SO NOT BORED BY THIS LAP DANCE!!







okay, get off. I'm a little bored now. Give me a few minutes.