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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 09:48 PM       
Where a professional Osama-Bin_Laden lookalike shares a central Manhattan apartment with a goat, the goat speaks with an tagalog accent. His neighbors are always trying to kill him....with most efforts ending up comically tragic for an innocent bystander.

Like when his neo-nazi neighbors, Adolf and Frank, fired a M-16 through the wall, into the apartment. The bullets continued into the next unit, killing a nice jewish couple....rampant anti-semitism, eh?

Oh, and the goat is a semi-successful gambler, with a felony record, mainly seeking thrills on the street corners....shooting dice with his hoof. the goat raps and dances salsa.
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