[McClain]

I'm in need of a wig for an I-Mockery feature. I'd prefer something hokey, like a mullet or one of those Game Show Host/Big Hair With A Part rugs.
I don't need to keep it. I'll gladly mail it back. I don' t have lice. My head isn't a hospitible environment for vermin as I keep the hair trim. Anyone? I'd hate to spend $20 on something I'll only use once and won't be able to resell. Thanks in advance.

-Yours In Satan
McChrist

P.S. - At the risk of sounding too picky, I'd prefer something brown.