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Old Dec 17th, 2004, 09:49 AM       
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Originally Posted by McClain
"We'll draw 1 lucky winner randomly"

How exactly does this work? Assuming you get 1,000 emails, do you print them all out then draw from a hat? Do you input all the data to a spreadsheet, then press the DOWN key while singing "LALALALALALA I CAN'T SEEE YOUR NAME!" with your other hand covering your ear?

Just curious.
First, I put all of the email addresses through a rigorous gauntlet of nearly impossible-to-survive obstacle courses. Then I test their resistance to fire. Usually there's only a few email addresses left standing by that point, so I just give them blunt objects which they will use to fight each other to the death.
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