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Originally Posted by Mockery
First, I put all of the email addresses through a rigorous gauntlet of nearly impossible-to-survive obstacle courses. Then I test their resistance to fire. Usually there's only a few email addresses left standing by that point, so I just give them blunt objects which they will use to fight each other to the death.
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Wow. This set is sooooo mine. My email is f'n tough as nails. I once saw it rob a bank at gunpoint, kick open the vault door (those things are thick, yo) kidnap the teller and have rough (consentual) intercourse with her using a lit road flare in the back of a stolen armored truck.