Okay, well back when I was still working at the grocery store job I had in high school, I was putting movies back out on the rack because my boss decided that renting movies in a grocery store was good for business (really it was just a pain in the ass).
This 70-year-old lady who always talked non-stop came up behind me and asked, "Do you rent any of those skin movies?"
I didn't really know what to say, so I was all like, "Uh... no, because little kids and families shop here..."
"Oh, that's good to hear. About ten years ago my husband and I were out at the lake with our son's family, and he accidentally rented one of those skin movies."
I slowly started to back away...
"I didn't really like it. I figured, why watch something that I can do myself?"
I didn't know what to say, so I mumbled something about having to go back to work. I couldn't get an erection for several days after that.
