[Anonymous]

Every time he held a press conference or gave a speech he would sit in a wooden rocking chair in a cowboy hat and boots holding a shotgun, chewing on a piece of straw, and occasionally spitting off to the side every time he mentioned another country. He would drive around in a pickup truck with a velvet Jesus tapestry hung up in the back and a bumper sticker that says "the only good possum is a dead possum"