[BlueOatmeal]

No doubt it would have been done in a tasteful yet funny way.

Roy would do something sleazy like make a funny special like "Aeromass is the bomb! All tickets half off."

Lowell in his goodnature man-child ways would go to New York and help fix all the broken planes.

Joe and Helen would have sex

Brian would do something immature and maybe also have sex with a stranger and then dump her to have sex with her sister

Antonio would be beaten up by everyone for being a terriost.

Since Fay is old she would have a heatattack when she heard the news

Nobody cares about Casey, Harry, or Budd so they were blowen up with the planes.