[BlueOatmeal]

The best way I have found is to get a guy all liquored up. It has to be really strong maybe put a few of those date rape drugs in it. When hes all fucked up in the head tell him that chicks like it when they watch two men blow each other. You see most men will do anything to score with the ladies and soon you will have your blowjob.

If you don't want to go through all that trouble we could set up some sort of get together. I'm not gay but I've always wanted to suck a dick.