[mburbank]

I'm sure I remember this every year for the first time (BECAUSE I'M OLD) but boy, did you ever get delt a suck birthday.

I amazed you've never tried to get Christmas cancelled. Then someone would have to save it and right after the last comercial break you'd learn the true meaning of Christmas and have a change of heart.

That would rock.

Did I say all this last year?

I bet I did.

And you know what? I've always had the attention span of a fucking Goldfish. It has nothing to do with being old.

And boy, did you ever get delt a suck birthday.