[mburbank]

Hi! Welcome aboard the SS. I-mockery! It's hard to keep the 'ship' afloat without a constant supply of new 'blood', since the 'old' blood tends to 'thin out' and 'clot'.

The problem? Quality Control?

Are you blood? Or raw, untreated sewage? 'Cause while a 'ship' can and often 'does' sail the Information Superhighway Sea, crew on a 'ship' coursing over waves of 'human' waste is no fun!!!!!

Will you 'crew' with me, or must I make you 'walk' the 'plank', 'matey'? watchout! You may be 'impressed' into 'service' on the 'poop-deck' you open mouthed 'son-of-a-bitch'!