[Supafly345]

I just took a trip in my limousine down to the local drink-and-fuck club with 3 women. While there I snorted up fifteen kilos of a brand new drug that nobody can afford that has the properties of heroin, cocain, marijuana, toad licking, lsd, and a concussion without any drawbacks called usaonlyahol. On the way back I murdered the driver, incinerated him in my driverside barbecue, and ignited the limo's rockets and flew to the top of the space needle to impale the leftover strippers I had and shot off for Chicago to participate in a snowball fight with Leonard Nemoy.
The visits to the USA are always better than where I live which is Taiwan. I live in Taiwan.