[Jixby Phillips]

i once knew a kid he was a real jokester he was asked to spell "releif" so he spelt "R-O-L-A-I-D-S." When he was asked to spell "teacher" he spelt "M-R-S-.- -W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N." He was asked to spell "parents" and he said "sure, what kind of spell, how about a HEADSRHINKING spell!" I told him act needed work, he wasn't cut out for jokes. That young man's name? Jerry Seinfeld. And now you know, the REST of the story.