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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 01:30 PM       
If anyone hits on you just say

"I'm sorry, I'm married, I just don't have my wedding ring because I LOST IT INSIDE AN OBESE WHORE I WAS FISTING THE OTHER DAY!"

I bet that gets a warm chuckle from your co-workers.
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