How do you say "oh shit" in Sri Lankan?
Gurgle Gurgle
Why did the Asian go to Wal Mart?
BECAUSE THE TSUNAMI PUSHED HIM THERE
What did the Indian boy get for his birthday?
Killed by the tsunami
Why did God send the tsunami?
THERE IS NO GOD
Why was the Sri Lankan crying?
Because his family was killed by the tsunami
NOW ITS YOUR TURN
